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avatar jstein916 23 day.ago

My new "smart" fridge ain't so smart.

It keeps telling me the door is a jar.

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1. I wanted to buy some sausages on Black Friday….

but the link is broken…….

2. Why is the number 1 always alone?

Because it is the only one

3. My automated teller machine (ATM) must be on drugs.

It’s suffering from withdrawals.

4. Looking for source of joke…

Having trouble finding the source of this joke, thought it may be an Abbott and Costello bit, but not finding it. It’s something to the effect that somebody asks somebody else for a tip meaning monetary compensation, but the other person says here’s a tip choke up on the bat. Not sure where this is from or why I remember it for all I know I may have made it up.

5. A family goes on vacation

The family gets to the hotel and the dad goes to check in. The father says. "This is a family vacation, can you please make sure the porn channel is disabled?" The clerk looks back in disgust and says. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."

6. My brother and I were both born in early July

My mom would tell everyone she had cancers

7. Why do the librarians love going to the movies?

Because they are great at booking the seats

8. Why did the turkey get detention at school?

They were heard using “fowl” language…

9. Did you hear that someone actually made it through the impossible mountain pass?

Snow way!

10. What did the bartender in a saloon in Gettysburg say to the Confederate soldiers that walked in?

Your money is no good in this town.

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